There is a woman on this train who keeps telling everyone where she is going. As soon as someone steps through the doors she goes:
“Am I in your seat? I’m going to Osby.”
Like it matters where she is going! It seems to work though because 2 people have now allowed her to stay even though they had booked that seat. I might try that next time!
“I’m going to Osby so can I have your seat please?”
What’s in Osby anyway? Will have to investigate.