Behaviour and Mating Rituals of the Telecoms Executive

In our series "Behaviour and Mating Rituals of the Telecoms Executive" we have now made it to Malmoe.
This southern-most city, in the telecoms Mecca that Sweden is, surely must have some prime examples of this illusive species.

Imagine my surprise then, when I discovered that the Telecoms Executives populating the Ibis hotel in Malmoe are all FEMALE!
At first I thought I must have made a mistake, but they were all wearing t-shirts with “Telenor” on them, and they didn’t exactly look like some sort of sponsored sports team. (I later discovered that Telenor is indeed hosting a conference in the hotel).

This explains the absence of adult movie channels!