Geneva, France

My secretary is very sweet, and very hard working, but she is quite useless. In Rome she booked me into the hotel from hell. In Milan I was in the red-light district. In Geneva she booked me into a hotel in…France! And not just across the border either, but some 60 km away. I tried to explain to her that just because a hotel is called Hotel Geneva, it doesn’t mean that it is in Geneva (although it did have wifi, which is my top criteria, so she got that right). I found a lovely little hotel all on my own (in Geneva). Clean and friendly, not a strip-club in sight! I have a crazy day today – I will be in Geneva, Bern and Zurich, all in one day.