Friday, April 4, 2008

Sex

Intellectually not-quite-so-stimulating newspaper Aftonbladet today has an article revealing that a "normal intercourse", foreplay excluded, lasts 3 to 13 min. The study was made by providing an undisclosed number of women with stopwatches.

I would like to point out that:

1. I don't know for sure, but I would imagine that a man's "performance" might be affected if the woman is holding a stopwatch.

2. If you are, for instance, waiting for a bus, there is a considerable difference between 3 and 13 min.

3. I don't think anyone in their right mind gives a $hit!

4. ....and also, I get stats on which blog entries receive the most "clicks". "Porn" is in a slight lead over "Placido Domingo and Russian lesbian". I expect this one to shoot to the top. That means my readers all have filthy minds. Good on yous!

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