Few serial killers in sight

Flowers and chocolates awaited me as I returned home. I must have a secret admirer I thought to myself, only to realise that if I do...he knows where I live!


With a perfect mix of fear and anticipation I reached for the card.
"We are sorry for the inconvenience caused. With compliments British Airways".

Mine was one of the 17,000 bags stuck at Heathrow. I didn't mind at all, it was full of work stuff!

I locked the door nevertheless...