Monday, April 14, 2008

Dance or suffer the consequences

I'm listening to Swedish radio online. They just played a song with lyrics that went:

"Anyone not dancing is a rapist"

That must be a really efficient way of filling a dance floor. I can think of some alternative lyrics:

"Anyone not dancing has a venereal disease"
"Anyone not dancing wets their bed"
"Anyone not dancing kills kittens for fun"
"Anyone not dancing thinks Britney is classy"

...the list is endless. Perhaps with a few more songs like this they don't have to play Dancing Queen EVERY TIME I'm at Mes Amis!

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