Damn vampires

The management office in my housing estate has handed out information sheets about Dengue Fever.

Symptoms include: fever, headaches, dizziness, loss of appetite and pain in the back of the eye sockets.

I'm pretty sure I have Dengue Fever!

On the other hand, Hypochondria: fears to an excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness, seem to fit too.

Well, I definitely have either one or the other - maybe even both.