LOST

This conversation took place Saturday morning:

- Paul, where's Mark?
- Who?
- Your brother.
- Which one?
- MARK!
- Is he not here?
- No...

-...did you lose your brother?
- Umm...no
- Your brother has travelled half-way around the world to see you and you lose him in bar in Wan Chai.
- I didn't lose him
- Really?
- I just sort of misplaced him...

Hysterical laughter followed.
We found him eventually.