I told my friend O that the usual Friday conversation “So, what are your plans for the weekend?” is rubbish. No one really cares and no one actually listens to the answer.
Some 10 min later I got to demonstrate when R showed up. With a bit of mental steering I got her to ask me about my weekend plans.
“Oh, I’ve got lots of plans. Girls’ night out tonight. Seeing friends for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Probably going to the movies on Sunday. Having my arm amputated and I also need to buy a new shower curtain.”
Sounds great, she replied!
However, an hour or so later I texted roughly the same message to S. His reply was:
Left or right?