I'm out in La Storta, outside of Rome's ring road (I thought all roads lead to Rome, but the ring road just goes round it!). Beautiful area, and because I'm a bit early for my visit I've sat down for a cup of tea. In a coffee-obsessed country, ordering a cup of tea with milk is controversial!
Coffee-shop guy goes: Ah, English, I live in England-e 2 years-e. Yes-e, tea with milk-e, like the Queen(-e).
Didn't want to spoil his morning by telling him I'm Swedish. He was sweet, and the tea was good too.