It would be highly unfair to call Mother a racist. She doesn't really like anyone. In particular, she resents the idea of one of her daughters ending up with a Muslim. TV says that's bad!
I can't help winding her up though.
- So you're going out with a boy tonight?
- Yep
- Where's he from?
- Not telling
- So he's Chinese.
- No
- So he's Swedish.
- No
- Why won't you tell me?
- Ok, he's from Afghanistan.
- WHAT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN "WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER"?
- I'm just messing with you. He's from Pakistan.
- WHAT!!! ARE YOU.....
Bless her, so predictable (he was Scottish, don't tell Mum).
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