Last night, P and I had a great, although rather drunk, celebration of our last wedding day anniversary. The evening was spent on the balcony drinking copious amounts of wine and talking rubbish.
At one point P told me:
- Nowadays I only date dumb girls, as next to them, I seem smarter.
-Yes, I know what you mean, I said. That's why I married you.
He took it like a man...well, he threw water at me!