The Telegraph has posted an absolute gem of a listing today with the top 20 stupid questions tourist asked by tourists.
It includes queries such as; why they built Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow; if there were any undiscovered ruins in the area; who's performing in the circus on Piccadilly; and what direction north is in Australia.
S and I were recently blessed with another fantastic question of similar caliber. Discussing Victoria Harbour and the problems of flooding in HK one lovely girl asked;
- So why can they not just move the water in the harbour?
-.................Well, it's not a lake. It's part of the Pacific Ocean.
- Yeah, so can they not just shift some water to the rest of that ocean?