The Queen of Lalaland phoned me up on Saturday evening. I was in bed.
Q: You're sleeping? At mightnight! On a Saturday!
M: Yes, I know it's unusual but I'm not drinking this month so I haven't really got anything to do.
Q: Still doing the January white month then?
M: Yep. Trying my best at least.
Q: You know, NOT drinking AT ALL for a month matters little when you drink every day for the rest of the year.
M: I'm happy in my delusion. Please go away until next month.