My friend R sometimes finds it challenging to stop herself from thinking out loud.
She had recently decided to "spice things up" at home. Being a rather shy and reserved person, she was horrified at the thought of walking into the sort of shop that would normally sell the "electronic additive" she was after. A postal order from similar places was out of the question -in case the parcel would end up at the neighbours', or the return address reveal to the postman what goes on in her bedroom.
Instead she set out to search "regular" home shopping websites, thinking that sex toys are so accepted nowadays they should be available from most places.
So it was while sitting at work, searching Amazon.com, that her brain went into to talking mode and she exclaimed in frustration:
-Oh, surely a vibrator is a small home appliance!