Without salary levels of years past and no toy-boy to pick up my bills, I have decided it would be wise to stop spending money like a Durcell bunny on crack.
I've been noting down my more important daily expenditures:
- Tram to/from the MTR: $4/day
- Taxi to/from the MTR: $45/day
- One glass of Pinot Grigio at my local: $52/glass
- One glass of Pinot Grigio out of a bottle purchased at the supermarket: $30/glass
- One can of "who gives a rat's ass, let's worry about it at the end of the month": Priceless
For everything else there's MasterCard.
See, I can do budgets me!
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I want picture proof of that elephant puppet on a string of yours before considering stepping up as your personal sugar daddy!
I'm having it delivered, it was too...elephantesque to carry! Picture proof will follow but easy on the sugar daddy promises...you have no idea how many pairs of shoes I buy each month!
Being currently married to Monster's Ass' equivivalent to Imelda Marcos - it can't possibly get worse... ;)
...famous last words, my friend!
It's a can of worms.
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