I’m usually a very reasonable and flexible person, but I have really enjoyed these last few days. There’s a certain satisfaction that comes with sitting on all the aces and be pissed off enough to display a complete unwillingness to compromise.
I can understand now why the French take so much pride in defending themselves profusely against any minor perceived injustice. I have many times watched in awe as my friend the Queen of Lyon has argued the tiniest little detail (from the amount of the bill, wrinkles in a shirt etc) with waiters, shopkeepers, ticket sales persons etc. My general attitude has always been that unless it’s a really big deal and costing you large amounts of money, just let it go!
Upon reflection though, I have decided that the Queen of Lyon and her fellow froggies are on to something. The drama that comes with getting angry and argue your point, gives you a real nice adrenalin boost! From now on I intend to carry around a bag full of half-rotten tomatoes that I can, in true French spirit, launch at the next waiter who argues with me over the quality of the wine.
3 comments:
Geezus !
I was on my side trying to apply the "let it go, it's not worth it" theory I admire so much from you foreign guys...
Pépette, my mobylette is very sick : she leaks badly from the gas tank.
My janitor nearly ignited her, by pure malevolence, until I brought her to the Motociste...
Heavy surgery requested. Will cost hundred of Francs !
I deliberately refused to call the seller and ask for refunding, BECAUSE "it's not worth it" !
What shall I do now ? Yell and physically threaten him with my Corsican friends ? Plastic his house and rip his pets as I used to do ?
Please, save my confused mind !
CH
Oh dear, oh dear!! Have you considered launching rotten tomatoes at him?
You're right... Truth lies in the middle. I shall use genetically modified rotten tomatoes at least.
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