Mum evasion

My mother is trying to get me to call my cousin to ask him to mow the lawn at my house in Sweden. Every time she calls I pretend to enter a tunnel, be in a meeting or go suddenly deaf. I'm putting so much time and effort in dodging her phone calls that I would find myself with lots of spare time if I just gave my cousin that call! But that's the beauty of procrastination, isn't it!